Limecat, Clockspider and Pancake Bunny
By Michael Breckenridge
This is the story of a time long ago. A time when Limecat ruled the universe and Clockspider challenged the rule of Limecat. It was during the Epic Battle of the Clockspider Apocalypse that Limecat, with his Helmet O’Green, also called “The Mystic Rind,” that Limecat heroically snared the ninth leg of Clockspider as it rent bangs into his helmet and cast the still-quivering leg into the heavens to become the god of other internet religions. Limecat is a difficult master, and stares unceasingly at his acolytes from the monitor. We would would all face our doom from the scowl of Limecat if it weren’t for Pancake Bunny, patron saint of silence. During the war, adherents of Limecat and Clockspider chanted mantras to their deity and curses upon their foe until none of it made any sense. That is when one person shouted above the din, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, so here’s a bunny with a pancake on its head.” Blessings be to Pancake Bunny! The war was declared over! But is it? Some say that only time will tell because Clockspider is currently growing a new leg for his next battle with Limecat!
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