Fast Food Chain Purchases Ancient Mayan City
By Robert Breckenridge
MEXICO CITY - In a move designed to boost brand recognition, the fast-food chain Eatza Chicken has purchased the ancient Mayan city of Chichen Itza and renamed it to “Eatza Chicken”.
Eatza Chicken spokesperson Mark Ting said, “We don’t believe tourists or leotard-clad natives should have to go far to enjoy the greasy, refried taste of Eatza Chicken chicken.”
The new menu will include localizations of some of their popular entrees, including “Temple Of The Hot Wings, Drumstick Pyramids, and Jumpin’ Jungle Cola.”
Archaeologists associated with the ongoing restoration project in the temple complex area discovered last year voiced concerns over the fate of their efforts. Ting told the archaeologists in an open letter, “In preparation for the grand opening, Eatza Chicken plans to bulldoze all that old crap out of the way to make room for a 14-acre parking lot. Deal with it.”
Michael Breckenridge contributed to this story.
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