Meteor Showers Are UFOs, Group Says
Robert Breckenridge
Numerous sightings of massive fireballs this week in the skies over Berlin, Germany, are actually UFOs, according to researchers at the UFOs Now Exist Skywatch Consortium Organization (UNESCO). Previously classified as Taurid meteors, UNESCO claims the streaks of light in the night sky are messengers from another star system in the Milky Way galaxy.
“We have been watching the skies for decades, and now, finally, we have proof of beings from another star,” UNESCO representative Gerald Hupfschmitter said. During a long, boring, hour-long diatribe, he drew pictures of what he calls “the greys” and explained the intricate workings of faster-than-light time-bending star drive systems he has never actually seen.
UNESCO stressed that the organization is not biased in any way, despite their name and their alien peace-sign logo.
