First Communist Convenience Store on the Moon
By Robert Breckenridge
Former Soviets have much to talk about now: the first communist c-store on the moon. Everything needed to construct and maintain the c-store was launched nearly a week ago from the Vakuminsky Cosmodrome north of Vladivostok. In true Soviet fashion, the c-store is totally impractical from a Western point of view. You will have to stand for hours waiting outside only to discover that the store shelves are bare.
When asked about how people were going to get to the moon to hopefully shop at the c-store, the owner, Yuri Glabonov said “What do you mean, the moon isn’t convenient?”
With the commencement of the Chinese space program, China has vowed to set up neighboring store and drive the Soviet out of business. Or just collect protection money.
