Breakfast Cereal Company To Introduce New Twist On Raisin Bran
By Robert Breckenridge
TRACTOR TOWN, MI - Vague Mills, Inc. is debuting a new breakfast cereal - Raisin Brain. Designed to be part of a balanced and nutritious breakfast, Raisin Brain features raisins, wheat bran, and chewy bits of cow brains.
Vague Mills partnered with several different cow parts distributors in order to make the cereal.
“Ever since the backlash of using cow brains and spinal fluid to make cosmetics and soap, we had to figure out where we were going to put the stuff. Nobody ever said anything about cereal, so we decided to go that route,” said Cow Parts America spokesperson Fred Durfhurdur.
The cereal is marketed towards the youth and ‘tween market and the box features a picture of a smiling, giddy cow with no skull, a la Hannibal Lecter.
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