Czech Cheque Check
By Michael Breckenridge
A crank letter to share with friends…you know you want to forward it, so go ahead!
Be sure to include a link back to KYLE-AM!
Hello <first_name>, my beloved,
I small cute girl from long far away country. My father was chief of village before president of hostile country take him and threaten family. Now everyone dead but me. My father leave small fortune for small cute girl in state run bank. I no can get money cos of bad men try to take. Please <first_name>, help small cute girl get money out by being my long far away relation I document you, no problems. You keep 90% of money ok? I small cute girl need only small sum of millions dollars USD. You keep rest for thank you. I know you help me right cos you got big loving heart for to do right thing. Then I be in danger no more. I get big loving heart for you when I think upon you helping me! You send me name, address, age, gender, occupation, how long you live there, social number, income amount, maiden name of mother, height, weight, color of eye and hair, and shoe size. If you got western union account all ready you send the numbers ok? I get you documents. Maybe send photo if you got? Then I get you document and you be my relation then. Sweet <first_name>, I come see you maybe if you want, even consummate deal, your choice. But first we get money. Then we both rich and do what we desire. Ok? Yes it be good plan. I know it work will. God is on our side. Angels protect. We do right thing together. It be good thing. But hurry now. Time not on our side. Death squads be everywhere! Bank belong to them now. Must be quick to fetch currency before all spent on long knives to cut small cute girl. Send all info with swiftly speed of cheetah. You maybe have bills hmm? I be like lady luck for you today. Ok, <first_name>, you send all info now. I wait with impatience for you letter.
Your beloved,
Ms. Hapi Thanksgivinka Crankaletta (small cute girl)
This letter was brought to you by the numbers 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, the letter “O” and 9. 
